Sounds kind of self absorbed, but I promise it's not. It's hilarious and entertaining. It's the effects of coffee on my performance. This show happens at least three times a week down at the readers cafe. Want to see a girl take it to the next level? Give her a cup of blue bottle and she won't shut up. Hey, she might even do tricks, especially if you tip.
Behind the counter, you'll find her dancing to the music in her head, with the occassional singing or talking to herself. If you've seen her without her coffee, times that by ten. If she wants to run a mile a minute, imagine all the crazy things she will say and or do. Have you heard that you can't have anymore coffee? Or I'm about to take your cup, even though you haven't finished even your first cup yet? Coworkers must love and hate me. But hey at least I keep them smiling.
Whoever said caffiene isn't a drug you need to check yourself or check out the Andy show.
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